Long Day

From our usual crazies, to the recovering cocaine-addict that I had to do a drug screen on, to office garbage.....  

ITS BEEN A CRAPPY DAY!

Goodnight all!

Hopefully more stories will come soon!

From the mouthes of old ladies....

Several years ago, when my wife was pregnant with our first daughter, I had the sweet little old lady ask me if I had kids.  I was happy to tell her that I had a daughter coming soon.  She just beamed a grand smile and said the following "golden nuggett;"

"With a boy, you only have to worry about one penis.  With a girl, you have to worry about ALL of them!"

How do you respond to that?????

To what lengths people will go to for their animals?

Today we had a lady come in who is a "frequent flyer" in the clinic.  She was complaining that she had burt her back walking her dog.  Did he pull her over?  No.  Knock her down?  No.  She hurt her back walking her dog after the dog had a knee replacement surgery! 

Knee replacement in dogs?!?!? 

Then she had to complain that her medication were too expensive.  My question, "How much did the dog's knee cost?"  "$3,000.00" she replied.  Hmmmm, what is more important here?  You taking the medications that are making you better, or a dog with a bum knee? 

Priorities?????

Welcome!

Today I had a conversation with a friend who said her son wanted a skateboard for his birthday.  She was worries about how many trips to the ER would ensue.

That gave me an idea!  After hearing these stories for almost 15 years, I ought publish my favorite stories that I have heard.

Sometimes, the "how, when, where, and whats" are the things that keep me going in life.  Better to hear their stories so maybe I can keep myself from doing something like that in the past.

Hopefully, you will get a kick out of some of these stories.  I know I have!!