Several years ago, when my wife was pregnant with our first daughter, I had the sweet little old lady ask me if I had kids. I was happy to tell her that I had a daughter coming soon. She just beamed a grand smile and said the following "golden nuggett;"
"With a boy, you only have to worry about one penis. With a girl, you have to worry about ALL of them!"
How do you respond to that?????
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