Today I had a patient get so pissy over taking a urine drug screen. Hey Mr. Pissypants: you signed documentation agreeing that you will be subject to drug screening as part of your being in a Pain Management program. It's to make sure you are taking the meds we are giving you. If you don't want to take the piss test, have fun going thru detox and withdrawals. I know for a fact you are not taking your meds, that means you are selling it.
In the words of Donald Trump, "You're Fired!".
Bastard!
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